This is the world’s first and only Estonian Swearing Machine — an interactive profanity tool featuring authentic Estonian curse words, complete with translations and audio. Whether you're angry, amused, or confused, this swearing machine delivers. It’s part linguistic chaos, part cultural diplomacy, and fully encrypted for your mother’s safety.


Whether you're fueled by anger, humor, or just general surprise, this machine is for:

“Because swearing in Estonian feels like punching someone with poetry.”